sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
What Does Your Profession Say About You? (2400 views)
MARKETING
You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study and concentrating in college instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now.Least compatible with Sales.

SALES
Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree."You are self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone come and begs you to take their money,you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

ENGINEERING
One of only two signs that actually studied in school.It is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers.You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest"ergo dynamic" gadgets.

ACCOUNTING
You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT
Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth. Suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in you social circle is a "Middle Manager."

SENIOR MANAGEMENT
Suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in you social circle is a "Middle Manager."

CUSTOMER SERVICE
Bright, cheery, positive, you're a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service."

PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO
You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine

 

Random Jokes
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the ...
How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Rythm

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE HOT TOPICS FOLLOW US ON