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Understanding a Woman (1275 views)
We need
REALLY MEANS
I want




You want
REALLY MEANS
You need




It's your decision
REALLY MEANS
The correct decision should be obvious by now.




We need to talk
REALLY MEANS
I need to complain




Do what you want
REALLY MEANS
You'll pay for this later.




You're ... so manly
REALLY MEANS
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.




Sure... go ahead
REALLY MEANS
I don't want you to.




I'm not upset
REALLY MEANS
Of course I'm upset, you moron!




You're certainly attentive tonight.
REALLY MEANS
Is sex all you ever think about?




I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
REALLY MEANS
I'm on my period.




Be romantic, turn out the lights.
REALLY MEANS
I'm Embarrassed




This kitchen is so inconvenient
REALLY MEANS
I want a new house.




You have to learn to communicate.
REALLY MEANS
Just agree with me.




Yes
REALLY MEANS
No




No
REALLY MEANS
No




Maybe
REALLY MEANS
No




I heard a noise
REALLY MEANS
I noticed you were almost asleep.




Do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I'm going to ask for something expensive.




How much do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I did something you're not going to like.




I'll be ready in a minute.
REALLY MEANS
Be patient I'll be a while.




Am I a little fat?
REALLY MEANS
Tell me I'm beautiful.




I'm sorry.
REALLY MEANS
You'll be sorry.




Do you like this recipe?
REALLY MEANS
It's easy to fix, so get used to it.




Was that the baby?
REALLY MEANS
Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.




I'm not yelling!
REALLY MEANS
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.




All we're going to buy is a soap dish
REALLY MEANS
Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?



 

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