sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
Women are Evil.... (1184 views)
Women are evil if they don't get what they need....

A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.


'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.


'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,

Running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him, There's no toilet paper, hand soap or paper towels in the ladies room.'



 

Random Jokes
TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? ...
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breasts, who owns a liquor store & a ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Rythm

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE FOLLOW US ON