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There was a lawyer who was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're cute!"

The wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute."

She asked: "What happened to 'beautiful'?"

Lawyer: "The drugs are wearing off!"

 

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