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Women Can Be So Stupid (1322 views)
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven:

'Don't Step on the Ducks.' "

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck.

Although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and say "Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together for eternity as well.

The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on a single duck. One day St Peter came with the most handsome man she has ever laid her eyes on, very tanned, muscular and sexy. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."


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