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"What part of the body goes into Heaven first?" a nun asked her class.

A little girl raised her hand and said: "I know, I know, the top of your head."

"Why do you say that?" asks the nun.

"Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first."

"That makes sense," said the nun. "Anyone else?"

"I know, I know, the tips of your fingers," said another girl.

"Why the tips of your fingers? asked the nun.

"Because when you put your hands together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven first."

Said the nun: "OK, I guess that also makes sense, anyone else?"

Little Johnny sitting at the back of class puts up his hand.

"OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into Heaven first?"

"Your feet! Your feet for sure," said Johnny.

The nun was a bit puzzled. "Why do you think your feet get to Heaven first?"

"Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!"


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