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Johnny goes into church one day to confess his sins. He enters the confessional box and says, " Bless me Father for I have sinned. I have had sex with a married woman."

"Is that you, Johnny?" the Father asks. "Yes Father, it's me," says Johnny.

"Who was the woman you were with?" asks Father. "I cannot tell you, Father, because I don't want to ruin her reputation," says Johnny.

"Was it Anne Smith?" the priest asks. Johnny says "No, Father."

"Was it Fiona Phillips?" Johnny says "No, Father."

"Was it Margaret Brown?" Johnny says "No, Father."

"Was it Elizabeth Johnson?" Johnny says "No, Father."

The priest perseveres: "Maybe it was Cathy Green? Johnny says "No, Father."

"So was it Georgina Wood?" Johnny says "No, Father."

The priest finally gives up. "Johnny, I admire your loyalty, but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be four Our Fathers and five Hail Marys."

Johnny walks back to his seat and after church his friends come over and ask how it went.

Well I got four Our Fathers, five Hail Marys, and six good leads.


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