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Devil’s Choice (1844 views)
A man goes to Hell and the Devil explains to him that punishments are changed every 100 years and he is to select his first punishment.

In the first room is a young guy hanging from a wall being whipped. The man was not keen to be whipped so he asks to see the next room.

In the next room is a middle aged man being tortured with fire.

The man immediately asks to see the next room. It has a really old guy chained to the wall getting a blow job from a good looking blonde.

The guy thinks this is Heaven and jumps at the choice and says: "I'll take the room."

The Devil walks into the room and taps the blonde on the shoulder and says: "Okay, you can stop now. You are being relieved."


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