sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
The World Cup (1613 views)
A man makes his way to his seat right at the centre of the field during the World Cup final.

He sits down, and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.

"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for final of the World Cup and not use it?"

The neighbour says: "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral.

 

Random Jokes
A lady took her pet schnauzer to the vet. The dog had been scratching its ears. The v ...
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, ton ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Shots

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT MOBILE HOT TOPICS FOLLOW US ON