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Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: Saree/dress. I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her?

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together. And the man started crying ...

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!

 

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