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Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.

He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10-inch long Bic lighter.

Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"

The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."

The first man asks "Can I make a wish?"

"Sure," says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing."

"Ok I will," says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants.

The man says "I want a million bucks."

The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.

And the guy says to the other "Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?"

The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic."


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