sex hikayeleri interior desing escort fethiye escort denizli porno hikaye kredi kartı borç sorgulama sitesi yayında ziraatbank borç sorgulama
Fiji Jokes


  Follow @ Twitter
Three Holes (530 views)
A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms.

She asks, "What size please?"

"Good question," he replies, "I'm not sure."

"Tell ya what. Right outside, there's a fence with three holes in it, stick your thing in the holes and tell me which one it fits in," suggests the lady.

So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his thing in the first hole. A woman walks past, sees his thing and starts feeling it.

The man thinks, "Hey, this ain't too bad."

Then he puts his thing in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away.

He quickly shoves his thing in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him.

After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter.

The assistant asks "What size then?"

"Forget the condoms," says the man, "how much for the fence?"


Random Jokes
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy bod ...
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. - Darling, I will turn ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...