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Why men are happier (796 views)
Men Are Just Happier People, what do you expect from such simple creatures?
路 Your last name stays put.
路 Wedding plans take care of themselves.
路 Chocolate is just another snack.
路 You can be President.
路 You can never be pregnant.
路 You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
路 You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
路 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
路 The world is your urinal.
路 You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
路 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
路 Same work, more pay.
路 Wrinkles add character.
路 Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
路 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
路 The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
路 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
路 One mood all the time.
路 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
路 You know stuff about tanks and blowing shit up.
路 A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
路 You can open all your own jars.
路 You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
路 If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
路 Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
路 Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
路 You almost never have strap problems in public.
路 You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
路 Everything on your face stays its original color.
路 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
路 You only have to shave your face and neck.
路 You can play with toys all your life.
路 Your belly usually hides your big hips.
路 One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
路 You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
路 You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
路 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
路 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
路 Yeah, it's no wonder men are happier.


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