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Mother-In-Law (1153 views)
Jim went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law.

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Jim's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in hand, Jim went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-law told Jim that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive.It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

Jim thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do. "The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering all this!

"No, it's not that," says Jim. "You see, I know the story of a person buried here in Jerusalem many years ago. On the third day he arose from the dead!I just can't take that chance...


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