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Everything Big In New York (1413 views)
Man was drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone from Hospital. Nurse from hospital ear to ear, and the man orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had given a birth of baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man said we are in New York, "Everything is big in New York.....

Congratulations showed him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.


Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Now you're the father now of a baby that weighted 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The father takes a long swig of OUZO, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

"Last week he was circumcised".........

 

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