lil' Johnny in Religion Class! (1600 views)
Little rascal Johnny was always falling asleep in his "religion" classes, so the "Religion" teacher decided to take extreme measures. She told the kid that sat behind him to poke Johnny in the back with a pencil every time Johnny fell asleep. So the class began. After 10 minutes of discussion, the teacher saw Johnny was falling asleep, so she asked him:
"Johnny, who created our Planet?"
The kid quickly poked him, and Johnny screamed: "GOD!!!"
"Very good, Johnny." The class went on and Johnny was falling asleep again. The teacher asked him:
"Who is God's son and our Savior?"
The kid poke him a little harder, and Johnny screamed: "JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"Very good, Johnny." After a while, Johnny was falling asleep, and the teacher asked him:
"Johnny, what did Eve say to Adan when God expelled them from the Garden?"
The kid behind him poked him REALLY hard, Johnny shouting: "Dammit, if you stick me with that thing of yours one more time, I SWEAR TO GOD I'll stick it up your luv butt!"
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