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Mother: Son, I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years
ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him because we are of different religions. He is on the phone at the moment and
wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Trivedi is the only father I know and
so will that be.

Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am your real father (said the man introducing himself as one of the richest men in India).

Son: Maa ki aaaannkkhhh ... Dad! Dad! Dad! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God! I luv u so much Dad! I always knew there was something special about me.

And thank you soooo much mum. You are the best mum in the world!


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