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Father And Son (492 views)
Father: Son, can you please go buy me a soft drink?
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1 litre
Father: Dammit! Just buy me water!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: I'm gonna strike you with a broom, you idiot.
Son: Hard broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this, you little animal.
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here, you bastard!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!
Son: So you gonna throw me out or not?
Father: I'm gonna kill you!
Son: With a gun or a knife?
Father: I'm gonna shoot you, you little bastard!
Son: In the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Fuck you!
Son: With a condom or live?
Father: (faints)
Son: Are you dead or sleeping?


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