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Young boy comes home from school and his mother says, "What did you do today?"

To which the boy says, "Oh, the usual, I had a maths test, I got an A in spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."

The mother, aghast, doesn't know what to say! She stutters and stammers and finally says "Go and tell your father what you just told me!" The boy goes in to see his father and says, "Gee, mum is really mad."

The father says, "Why?"

"I just told her what I did in school today - I had a maths test, I got an A in spelling and I had sex with my English teacher." Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says "Congratulations--you passed a milestone.

I tell you what--let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike.

" To which the boy says -- "The ice cream sounds great, but can we hold off on the bike a few days? My arse is killing me."

 

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