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Business Is Business (1279 views)
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,

I'll give £50 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " Alexander the Great"

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, an Indian boy raised his hand and said,"It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the £50."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,she said, "You know Jayant,since you're Indian, I was very surprised when you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied,"Yes. In my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna but business is business!"


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