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IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY.... (1027 views)
MAYBE THIS WILL CHEER YOU UP!!!!!

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?


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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in the cage but laughing at you.

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When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness and
if after you pray and you're still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

 

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