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Men's Emotions (1321 views)
1. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

2. The sole purpose of a childs middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

3. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back.

4. Hospitality: making your guests feel like theyre at home, even if you wish they were.

5. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... Id miss you heaps and think of you often.

 

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