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Two Old Men (794 views)
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have one last night in town. After a few drinks, they ended up at the local brothel.
The Madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the frist two bedrooms and put up an inflated doll in each bed." These two are so ols and drunk. and im not wasting too of my girls on them. They wont know the diffrence.

The manager does as he was told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says "You know, i think my girl was asleep"
Asleep? Why do you say that?

She never moved no made a sound while i was with her.

His friend says "Could be worse i think mine was a witch"

A witch? why would you say that.??

I was making love to her and i gave her a little bite on the neck. She farted and flew out the window with my fucking teeth !!


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