Fiji Jokes

 

  Follow @ Twitter
Tight Butt (579 views)
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

 

Random Jokes
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the ...
One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his ...
Jokes of the day
Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony tha ...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try some ...

 

Wiggle

 


SEARCH JOKES
 

 

 

BUSINESS
Tavola resigns as FijiCare Insurance directorKaliopate Tavola has resigned as a director of FijiCare Insurance Limited.
SPORTS
Our hard work and sacrifice paid off: KhanVictorious Rewa Youth coach Nigel Khan says the hard work and sacrifice of his players throughout this season paid off when they defeated Ba 2-1 in the final yesterday and retained their title.
WORLD
'Green'-tinted SUVs at Seoul Motor ShowGas-guzzling SUVs, eco-friendly electric cars and the odd brave attempt to marry the selling points of both are taking centre stage at the biennial Seoul Motor Show.
TECHNOLOGY
Vodafone Fiji, Tonga telco in allianceVodafone Fiji and Tonga Communications Corporation today signed a strategic partnership alliance that will allow the Tongan company to leverage off the experience of their Fijian counterparts.
ENTERTAINMENT
Ne-yo’s new album Non Fiction out Jan 30Grammy Award winner Ne-yo is set to return with Non Fiction, his first album in two years, to be released Jan 30.
HEALTH/FITNESS
Clean-up day to curb dengue outbreakFiji's Ministry of Health has declared a clean-up day next Thursday for residents in the central division as it ups the tempo against a dengue fever outbreak currently experienced in the country.
NEWS SPORTS INFOTAINMENT SERVICES MOBILE EXTRA HOT TOPICS