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Definition of a friend (978 views)
I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy,completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality.

So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had Sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use only little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why you may ask?

Because you are my friend.


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