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Kiss Me And I'll Be Yours (832 views)
A computer programmer happens

across a frog in the road. The

frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful

princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang

out with you for a week."

The programmer shrugs his

shoulders and puts the frog in

his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says

"OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your

girlfriend for a week."

The programmer just shrugs and

rubs the frog on its back. A few

minutes later the frog tried again.

"Turn me back into a princess and

I'll be your girlfriend for a whole


The programmer just smiled and

walked on.

Finally, the frog said, "What's

wrong with you? I've promised

lots of fun with a beautiful princess

for a whole year and you won't even

kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replied.

"I don't have time for girls, but a

talking frog is pretty neat."


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