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Category is: Criticism

Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advise. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact
with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 21 - MAY 21)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 22 - Jun 21)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 22 - Jul 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer

Leo (July 23 - Aug 23)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thriving motherfuckers and enjoy masterbation more than sex

Virgo (Aug 24 - Sep 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance

 

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