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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer

What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
"Dog-Ruff-E "

Why are there no Asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Coz they got big fingers!

 

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