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Female Prayer (812 views)
FEMALE PRAYER :
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart & strong.
One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back & begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friends.

Amen.



 

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