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"Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?"

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes."

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

 

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