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In Their Shoes (826 views)
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily."

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?"

"Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: 'Hold my purse.'"

"I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back."


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