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Camouflage Trousers (942 views)
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband."

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

I rang up the telecom company and said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", and he said, "Not you again."

 

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