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Slept Like A Log (634 views)
Slept like a log last night ... woke up in the fireplace.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

I was in the supermarket and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, "Are you two an item?"

 

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