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Hindustani love letter for you (1090 views)
Dear Mere Sapno Ki Rani,

KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you, I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN,
feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI so I decided to forward you a PUKAR
from DIL SE. I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA·so with
my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I’ll make you my
BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember
JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE. Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL
NAHIN and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM.
I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA. Remember JAB
PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN and you can come
SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI. There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES
BOSS, then I will become your JORU KA GULAM. Don’t worry be happy,
DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE.

KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.

Yours Sincerely,

DEEWANA MASTANA

Here is the REPLY of the letter·

Dear Deewana Mastana,

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH KUR DI AAPNE for
HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I should tell you I think you’re a
JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN
are false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! If you were here
in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin
with these YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you think
of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE to every girl you see.
RAM JAANE what I’ll do to you if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF
you will feel DARR from me. You’re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA
lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights
on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me
is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking.
Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you sound like JUNGLI
to me. You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you
lack INSANIYAAT! I can’t believe you think I’ll turn to you and say
KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I’d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any
of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE
DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don’t
you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA
between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and it’s always
KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The open FIZA with its changing weather is
testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM. Besides
I’m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He’s no KHAL
NAYAK like you. And he’s my real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with
him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in
my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You’ll only end up causing an AFLATOON
because he’s a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he’ll
kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the
foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.

Yours Faithfully,

GHAR WALI BHAHAR WALI


 

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