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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in an Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's just ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Indian Jews?"

The waiter said, "I don't know, I ask cooksaheb ..." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No sir, no Indian Jews."

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realising he was dealing with foreigners gave the
expected answer, "I check again", and went back into the
kitchen.

While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said, "Cooksaheb says there are no Indian Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I just can't believe there
are no Indian Jews!"

"Listen, I ask EVERYONE," replied the frustrated waiter. "All we have is Mango Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews - No Indian
Jews!"

 

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