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Daraar Me Dosti (1852 views)
After marriage, ek baar Ramu ka ex-roommate Shamu uske ghar usse milne aata ha. Ramu and his beautiful bride Situ really took care of Shamu.

He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari and bedsheet for him on the verandah floor. At this Shamu retorted, "Khud bistar par aur mujhe zamin par? Lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"

So, Ramu pacified him and setup a bed for him. Shamu again retorted, "Khud andar aur mujhe bahar? Lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"

Ramu felt bad and set Shamu's bed in the drawing room.
Shamu objected, "Khud andar ac room main aur mujhe bahar
garmi main? Ek waqt tha ki ham donon sote the ek hi kamre main!"

Ramu said that he was a married man now but Shamu again
said, "Lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"

Ramu's bedroom could only accomodate a bed and a sofa so
Ramu set up Shamu in his bedroom on the sofa where the ac was fitted.

After some time, Shamu woke up Ramu and said that he was
uncomfortable on the lumpy sofa.

At this, Ramu was very irritated and said, "Hadd ho gayi yar! A line has to be drawn somewhere!"

Shamu said, "Bas kya! Tu shadi ke baad ek dam badal gaya
hai. Lagta hai dosti main daraar aa gayi hai!"

Ramu, the good soul that he was, relented and let Shamu
sleep on the bed. His wife slept on the left side of the bed, himself in between and Shamu on the right.

After some time Shamu again complained that he wanted to
sleep in the middle of the bed as he kept falling off the bed when he changed sides.

Ramu wailed, "This is too much, yaar! There is a limit to everything."

Shamu became very emotional and said, "Bas kya, you don't trust ME? Lagta hai dosti main definitely daraar aa gayi hai!"

Finally, good old Ramu gave in again, and let his old pesty
pal sleep between him and his wife.

In the morning, Shamu told Ramu, "Yaar, your wife is a very
chalu lady. She held my me all through the night!"

Ramu quietly replied "That was me, not my wife. I just had to do it nahi toh daraar me dosti chali jaati."


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