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One fine morning a Sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his ride when suddenly he sees another Sardarji in the middle of a field rowing a boat. Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the side of the field, he screams,

"What are you doing rowing a boat in a field?".

The Sardarji answers "It is an ocean of wheat and I am rowing a boat in the ocean."

The Sardar angrily says "It is because of Sardars like you we have a bad name. If only I knew to swim I would have come there and beaten you up".

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This Sardarnee holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks a clerk if she can weigh the baby.

'Sorry, ma'am,' says the clerk. 'Our baby scale is out for repairs. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first.'

'Oh, that won't work,' says the Sardarnee.

'Why not?' asks the clerk.

'Because,' says the Sardarnee, 'I'm not the mother- I'm just the aunt.'
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One Sardar was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.

A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?"

Sardar answered,"No No Me Banta Singh!"

Another guy came and asked the him the same question.

Sardar answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar soaking in the sun.

He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

The other Sardar was a lot more educated and answered,

"Yes, I am relaxing."

The Sardar slapped him and said "Stupid, idiot.Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

 

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