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Confused Ticket Examiner (20061 views)
A Sardar was travelling by a train going from New Delhi to Patna via Mughalsarai.

He had to leave the train on Mughalsarai so he asked the Ticket examiner to take 100 Rupees and ensure if required even forcefully that the sardar is out of train at mughal sarai as it was very difficult for him to wake up.

The ticket examiner assured the sardar

Next day when train reached Patna suddenly sardar woke up and found himself in patna so started abusing Ticket examiner.
A co passenger asked surprisingly to the ticket examiner why he was not abusing the sardar.

The ticket examiner replied plainly Oh Yaar with abusive language this bastard can use,that bastard must be abusing me more whom I forcefully dropped at Mughalsarai

 

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