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The Pendulum Is Missing (1821 views)
Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day.

Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day.

As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join the new office immediately.

Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming the birth of his son when it happened.

But in order to avoid giving a party to his office colleagues, he asks his father-in-law to write "the watch has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl.

Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the watch has arrived", Santa will think he has got a son. If he writes "watch has not arrived", Santa will get worried that something serious has happened.

But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and read: "The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."


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