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A Ms Kaur visiting New York, went into a worldwide message centre wanting to send an urgent, important message to her mother in India.

The Italian guy at the counter told her it would cost around US$100.

She exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money, but I will do anything to get a message to my mother in Punjab!"

The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?"

"Yes, I promise ... anything!" she said.

With that, the Italian said, "Follow me." He led her to the next room and said, "Come in and close the door. Get down on your knees!" he ordered.

She did.

"Unzip me!" he said.

She did.

Then he said, "Go on ... take it out."

She did and grabbed it with both hands excitedly. The Italian closed his eyes and whispered, "Go ahead girl, what are you waiting for?"

Ms Kaur slowly brought her lips closer and said loudly, "Hello ... hello Mummyjee ... can you hear me?"


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