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Letter To Microsoft (1676 views)
Dear Mr Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with the hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend's who clicked 'run' ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is a 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but were unable to trace. Is it a bug?

7. Please confirm when you are going to give me money for winning 'Hearts' (playing card games) and when are you coming to my home to collect your
money.

8. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

Best regards,

Banta Singh

 

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