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My dear Jagjit - Letter from Mum (1522 views)
My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing
this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not
have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate
here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is really
nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not
sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain
and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you
wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to
send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put
them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash.
He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We
were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your
uncle, Jetinder, got drunk one night and fell in the wine vat. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated him and he burned for three days because he was really soaked
in alcohol.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a
grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love Mom.

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

 

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