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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.



MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."


SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."


MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want
to go to school."


SON : "One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."


MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."


SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"


MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

 

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