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A Samoan taxi driver from way out in the waps (and I'm sure you know the kind Im
talking about) drove into town in Apia and stopped at the Beach Bar for a drink.
Unfortunately the 'city dwellers' always had a habit of picking on strangers, which
he was.
When he finished his drink, he found his taxi had been stolen. So he goes back into the bar, handily flips his machete in the air, catches it above his head without even looking and stabs it into the ground just missing his toes and his jandals.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU PLAADY SCHWINES STOLE MY TAXI?" he yelled. No one answered.

"ALRIGHT I'M KONNA HAVE ANADA PEER, AND IF MY TAXI ISN'T PACK OUTSIDE PY DA TIME I FINNISH MY PIA, IM KONNA TO WHAT I DIT IN SAVAII! AND I DONT' LIKE TO HAVE TO TO WHAT I DIT IN SAVAII!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. So he had another beer, walked outside, and whaddaya know - his taxi is back out there!

He starts up and starts to drive out of town. The bartender wanders out of the bar
and asks,"Sole, pefore you ko....what happened in Savaii?"

The Samoan turned back and said, "I HAD TO WALK ALL DA PLAADY WAY HOME."

 

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