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Lawyer From samoa (1809 views)
Semisi grew up in Vaigaga, a village in Samoa, and then moved away to NZ to
do his law degree in order to fill up the Samoan Law degree quota. He
decided to come back to Vaigaga because he could be a big man and really
wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a
big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the
door Semisi picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all while talking.

"No. apsalutely no. You teel dose kuys in Auglands that I won't settle dis
kase for less than one million Talas. Yess!. The Appeals court has akreed
to hear that kase in da next week. I'll pe handling da brimary arkiument
and da ada mempers of my team will profide subbort. Ogay. Tell da State
Prosecutor dat I'll meet with him next week do discuss da dedails."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man
sat patiently as Semisi rattled instructions. Finally, Semisi puts down the
phone and said to his visitor. "I'm sorry for da delay, but as you can see,
I'm very pisi what can I do for you?"

The man replied," I'm from Telecom; I've come to connect your phone line".


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