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New Lawyer In Town (2609 views)
Semisi grew up in Aleipata, a town located on the East Coast
bushes of Samoa, and then moved away to Apia to do his law degree in order to fill up the Samoan law degree quota.

He decided to come back to Leauvaa because he could be a big man and really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk.

He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Semisi picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all while talking.

"No. apsalutely no. You teel dose kuys in Apia that I won't settle dis kase for less than one million tala. Yess! The Appeals court has akreed to hear that kase in da next week. I'll pe handling da brimary arkiument and da ada mempers of my team will profide subbort. Ogay.

"Tell da State Prosecutor dat I'll meet with him next week do
discuss da dedails."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Semisi rattled instructions.

Finally, Semisi puts down the phone and said to his visitor. "I'm sorry for da delay, but as you can see, I'm very pisi what can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from Telecom, I've come to connect your line."


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