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Painting The Porch (869 views)
A blonde wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handyman. She canvassed the neighbourhood and finally found a man who needed his porch painted.

"How much will you charge me?" he asked. "How about $50?" asked the blonde. The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said, "Does she realise that the porch goes all around the house?"

The husband looked at her with a cynical frown. "You’re right! I guess I'm starting to believe all of those blonde jokes you get in emails every day."

A short time late the blonde came to the door to collect. "Are you finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes" the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over so gave it two coats – no extra charge."

Impressed. the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch — it's a Lexus."


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