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Complete Stop (2094 views)
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense.

Glasgow cop: Licence and registration, please.

London lawyer: What for?

Glasgow cop: Ye didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign.

London lawyer: I slowed down, and no one was coming.

Glasgow cop: Ye still didnt come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.

London lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop: The difference is, ye have to come to complete stop, that's the law, licence and registration, please.

London lawyer: If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration, and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop: Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.

The lawyer exits his vehicle. The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and asks, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"


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