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One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet.
Whilst on his luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is.
John shows him and says "inside there are three buttons, whatever you do, don't press the third one" Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business.
Whilst sitting on the toilet, he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly.
He enjoys this and presses the second button.
Dryers appear and dry his privates.
He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it.
The next thing Mark sees is John starring at him ... "what happened?" Mark asks shakily.
"Well you pressed the third button and now you are in the hospital" "Why do my privates hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously ... John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover"


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