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Joe was moderately succesful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches.
When his personal hygiene and love-life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally comes across a doctor who solved the problem.
The good news is i can cure your headaches....the bad news is that it will require castration. you have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. the pressure creates one hell of a headache. the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. he wondered if he has anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
when he left the hospital, his mind was clear but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He entered a mans clothing shop and told the salesman he wanted a new suit, new shoes, a new hat etc. Without asking for his size, the salesman makes the correct fits for his new attires.
then the salesman asks "how about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said "sure..."
the salesman stepped back, eyed Joes waist and said lets see....size 36"
Joe laughed,"No, Ive worn size 34 since i was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head,"You cant wear a size 34. It would press up you testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache"

 

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